This might be the only thing in the world that might convince me to buy an Apple product:
An app by Andy Nyman. An app that allows you to read the minds of your friends.
Though saying that, I’d still be scared that Derren was somehow involved (Andy Nyman is his co-writer and stage director) and I’d end up promoting Apple even though I hate them*.
*D’oh! He’s clearly hypnotised me already.