In honour of Towel Day and the work of the wonderful Douglas Adams, I used the Vogon Poetry Generator and ended up with this:
See, see the little sky
Marvel at its big rotten peach depths.
Tell me, Steve do you
Wonder why the aye aye ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel grumpy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your terrabumble facial growth
That looks like
What’s more, it knows
Your wimple potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big little sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm tunas.