Product discontinued due to bad grammar!

I love that the Literary Gift Company would pull stock because of bad grammar.  This is the way forward.
Thanks to Thrifty Gal for this one – and good luck to her on her adventures into the world of freelance writing.

Pizza Express responsible for a stupid healthy pizza (who takes the middle away? That’s the best bit!) and for bad grammar

I should never let my grammar radar down, I was distracted by the QR code on this advert (people at work have been asking about them), when obviously I should have been watching their language.
Sort it out Pizza Express (I refuse to use their camel case…).
Thanks Thrifty Gal for prompting me to pull my Metro paper out of the recycling bin.

New grammar pedant joins the army of ‘I saw this and thought of you’ providers

Mwah ha ha ha, I have unearthed another wordsmith out there.

Mr Howarth has well and truly outed himself as a grammar and spelling pedant by sending me this delight, taken on Northumberland Street, Newcastle. He’s straight in as part of the ‘I saw this and thought of you’ tag 🙂 Welcome!

And nice, he has a couple of blogs that I might just follow too.

The first, covers real ale, an area becoming increasingly of interest to me since I first attended the Keswick Beer Festival (back in 2005 I think) and discovered stout and green beer.

The second, is blog on news, social media and PR.

5 ways I use lists

I love lists.

Here are 5 ways in which lists help me plan, manage and be a little a bit weird in my day to day life.

1. Adding stuff that’s already complete

I often add things to lists after I’ve already done them, just so I can cross them off immediately and feel great.

2. Paper size differs depending on the list

It’s not even always about how much there is to write down. I rarely go over A5 for the majority of planning type lists. However, the weekly food shop list must be on A6. Too big and there’s too much white space. Smaller than this and I can’t sub-divide by shop or area. The food shop list is largely the same every week: I could probably do it from memory, but I never have. If I don’t have the list, I will forget something.

3. The list has to be formatted as a list

I was on a course recently where they introduced mind mapping. To me, this seems like a glorified flow chart with no beginning or end. I found them impossible when writing a ‘to do’ list, but marginally helpful when trying to think more creatively about building characters for a short story. Here’s a nice little article about them and illustration, should you wish to find out more.

4. I have lists saved electronically

I am mocked for my relentless holiday going. And for ages part of the ‘going on holiday’ thing was writing the list. What toiletries do I need? What books? Do I need two or three suncreams? After a while I got a bit sick of writing this all out long hand. I’d always miss something. Passport – d’oh! This would mess up my otherwise neatly written plan and I’d sometimes (not always) rewrite that bit again. So now I have a master list – all the toiletries I might need, all the iterations of books/magazines depending on length of trip, location, time of year saved on my laptop. Each time a holiday comes around, I take the master list and adapt it 🙂

5. Nothing would happen if I didn’t list

I have a pretty full calendar: holidays, events, theatre as well as mundane stuff like food shopping, chores and house planning. If you took away my ability to list, my life would be one long procrasination exercise. Some might say that my listing is a form of procrastination, take what’s on my current weekly ‘to do’ list:

  • Write guest blog for Thrifty Gal
  • Print and adapt holiday list for Zakynthos
  • Write blog entries for this blog
  • Write list for Saturday (Hair cut, picnic food for Leazes park)
  • Plan Sunday (metro/bus times….)

Best get to it!

 * Listography is a notebook that Thrifty Gal gave me while in London a few months ago – it’s nothing like hairography as featured on Glee.