Time travelling hairdressers

Lucky I spotted this was in the pending pile for publishing otherwise the context would have been lost! No point mocking this piece of text come January 2012 is there? It was published in the August 2011 copy of some community newsletter for Sunderland I think. 

Despair at the word repair

I spotted this sign in Sunderland city centre last week. For a start we’re a City not a TOWN, secondly it’s comprehensive and thirdly, repair not repiar. You got it right twice in the poster, why give up at the final hurdle?